I opened my gifts while all of you were dreaming of sugarplums. That’s how we roll in my house. Midnight Christmas. I’m writing this at 2:30 AM. Just finished the Muppet Christmas Carol (I watch it every year). By the time you read this, I’ll be sleeping in. This is an automatically posted post, you see. Just thought I’d wish you a Happy Merry Christmas, even if I’m sleeping.
New wind-up giraffe
My friend Chris gave me a wind-up giraffe, because I suspect he knows that I am a fan of giraffes.
(Also, I’ve discovered that my site is the number one Google result for the search queries ‘male giraffes test female ovulation with pee’ and ‘giraffe ovulating’. To whoever searched those queries and came here: Thank you for this great gift. I will try to post more giraffe content in the future.)
Anyway, look what happens when you wind-up the giraffe!
